Strange Human Customs
Humans have hair. Not a single strand, of course, nor matted long coats of fur — no! They have tufts of it, mostly (but not exclusively!) atop their slightly oblong marble heads.
It can be long, short, curly, straight, blond, red, pitch black, and so many other curious things! Some are blessed with very healthy, youthful manes, while others must prematurely kiss their locks goodbye — revealing said glistening egglike domes. In conclusion, there are as many facets of hair as there are humans themselves!
I find this incredibly fascinating... but if the others discover my juvenile interests, they may send me back to the Mother Flame immediately!
What to do, what to do...